3.18.2009

dream client (?)

it is a little known fact that, despite her bad attitude, volatile temper, and substance abuse issues, elvira hancock is one of my imaginary dream clients.  while perusing the following photos of the montana's master bathroom suite, i decided on a few items from found to spruce the place up a bit.


is it just me or do you think manny is in need of a table for his bathtub-side food and beverages?


i think these ladies would fit it in nicely,



and while i'm sure elvira is very happy with her all-gold color scheme, an injection of black, pearlescent lighting could add interest without detracting from the bling-y vibe.



 i can think of few things that scream early '80's glamour louder than an onyx table lighter and ashtray set...
 


and a drapey brass vase for fresh flowers on the vanity is a natural fit. 



i'm pretty sure that the addition of this lucite icicle chandelier to the room would be one of the few things that tony and elvira couldn't help but agree on.



lastly, it goes without saying that elvira probably couldn't live without her namesake tray...



-tyler

4 comments:

BPD said...

Love all your posts, ladies. This one in particular. Especially impressive that you posted this gem following St. Paddy’s Day, when most of us were nursing hangovers on our ornamental settees. What inspired this burst of genius?

Unknown said...

nice bangs on Elvira.

Found said...

well, bpd, i have a current obsession with early '80's beauties and their style. stay tuned, there's more where this came from!

Anonymous said...

This is amazing. I was also a fan of the 10ft portrait of Mr. and Mrs. Montana.